I hope you didn’t wash in the same water

25 Jan

Here is a list of things one should avoid doing (unless the aim is to look stupid) when joining an adult community.

The inspiration came from a silly little girl whose reading and comprehensive skills have not quiet developed to a mature level yet. I will spare her even more embarrassment by not naming and shaming, but think of a Berry and a fruit that blossoms.

1. First, accept that everyone else who joined the community before you knows more than you, not because they have supernatural powers, but simply because they have been around longer. Don’t attempt to prove otherwise, especially when the person you are trying to fool is a moderator. Its their duty to ensure that any childish behaviour is promptly managed. This might include deleting any nonsense or/and the person causing it.  Essentially, if you call a mod a witch for doing her job, you will get your sorry account deleted. Having a tantrum wont help. Apologising however might.

*2. Second, follow the site rules, especially when you have been warned 3 times before for breaking them. Unless of course you do want to appear foolish, then by all means don’t follow any rules and see point 1 again.

* When some asks you not to post explicit content repeatedly, you really really really should just NOT post any. Really.
A photo of a person giving a blow-job with the eyes only censured still classes as explicit. Honest, it is not the eyes, it is the clear image of the cock in the mouth that gives it away.
A photo of  a vagina spread open classes as explicit too. Yep!
A photo of a person squirting piss in the bathtub is also very much explicit … and I truly hope you didn’t wash in the same water…

3. Third, don’t assume that ‘popularity’ will save you from a tragic end, it won’t, it will expose you even more to embarrassment and mockery. If you get into trouble with a site keep your head down and avoid plotting revenge schemes, or you will make things significantly worst for yourself.

4. Forth, don’t go back in disguised with a new profile to instigate revenge schemes, and don’t send your mates to intervene and bitch about how mean people were to you either. You see, moderators have access to IP’s so they can see beyond profile names.  Plus, asking your mates to make themselves look stupid on your behalf is a bit egomaniacal. Honest, it’s really sad.

Respect the site, respect the rules and respect yourself, this way others will respect you too. Or ‘Fuck off to another site’ is what people will advise you to do.

Do feel free to email me, happy to help any time xx

7 Responses to “I hope you didn’t wash in the same water”

  1. Sum 25 January, 2010 at 7:57 pm #

    Some people do struggle with the meaning of adult. Do you ever feel as you are flogging a dead horse?

  2. drinkmoxie 25 January, 2010 at 7:33 pm #

    thanks if you don’t mind sending the grabs that would be great i love watching idiots being slapped around in forums you rock as always :)

  3. Lucy 25 January, 2010 at 6:40 pm #

    That is really funny, and I do have supernatural powers every Friday. I’ll email you later to find out more ;)

  4. Serena 25 January, 2010 at 6:01 pm #

    ‘Cheerleader philosophy of life’ – you summed it up beautifully!
    threads are no longer there, but I can send you same lame screen grabs if you enjoy reading dribble :P x

  5. drinkmoxie 25 January, 2010 at 5:51 pm #

    Hahaha great post I love it when people who still believe in the Cheerleader philosophy of life. “I’m pretty so I can do what I want” and “If you are mean to me I will get all the boys to be mean to you” Hey if the thread of her complaining is still up mind posting the link. I love reading posts of people who come empty handed to battle oF wits.

  6. Serena 25 January, 2010 at 4:20 pm #

    Isn’t it? ; )

  7. LD 25 January, 2010 at 4:11 pm #

    Well said Serena

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: