Words to avoid when selling used panties

27 Mar

Unless you want to completely turn off your potential panty buyers, never ever mention the following basics when selling used panties. 

In no particular order:

Desperate
Thrush
Tuna
Fungus
$200
Susan Boyle
Mickey Mouse
Vomit
Sperm
17
16
15 etc
Paypal
Daughter
Things you know fuck all about
Cottage Cheese
Fairies (the ones with ‘magical’ powers)
Fish Oil
Green
Synchronised Swimming
Boiling Bunnies
Crabs

 

If I have left some out, please be my guest and add them below. 

 

 

 

 

 

5 Responses to “Words to avoid when selling used panties”

  1. Luke 27 March, 2011 at 2:09 pm #

    Testicles
    Balls
    Scrotums, unless my own ones

  2. Twitter 27 March, 2011 at 2:07 pm #

  3. Twitter 27 March, 2011 at 2:07 pm #

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